Who Wouldn't Want to Be?

Hey you. Back for more? I don't blame you. So tonight I have a party. A party? What Kind of Party? Well it's casual but, I love to make a scene. Here are a couple of things I wouldn't be seen dead in and you shouldn't either.
1.) Tye Dye. See Exhibit A Tye Dye is all 90's DON'T try and make a comeback you'll just fail.
2.) Major Floral's. Pretty floral's are a must but an overboard? No thanks. Try the look shown

above. It can only look cute in dresses FYI.
3.) Flats. Only with a modern twist or if they're cute enough you can get away with it. And if you have big feet...well Flats are not for you.
That's it for now that are my fashion peeves so I'm trying to put together a column/post about our looks. You know, Petite, Tall etc. I'll be working on it.
New topic: Music. Beyonce everyone loves her new song If I Were A Boy, including me. It's a perfect comeback even though Beyonce never fades.
Advice coming soon! When you need me you know where to find me.
One last tip, Don't forget your adorable Pink Pumps.
Yours Truly.

Introduction.

Why, hello. You will now know me as, The Girl With The Pink Pumps. Snappy, right? Well here's a little something I whipped up when I was supposed to be doing worthless 'homework'. So, my town is full of little wannabe valley girls, where fake tan is just becoming a culture. With our Abercrombie flip-flops, and Hollister school bags oh and don't forget our AIM chats with guys we don't even know who claim to recognize our names, and think we're gorgeous, and can't wait to meet up. If you think we're all clones of each other, and gullible self absorbed brats well that'd almost be an understatement but imagine what would happen to these 'preps' if Chanel or Burberry stepped in. One word would happen Oh no. Well I guess that's 2 but who's counting? Why would it be oh no? Because once your in your in, and your addicted. But when you smell the smell of 'Light Blue' or wear the heels only seen on runway, you get this feeling of pure authority. And when celebrities recommend it for us, that makes it all the better. That's why I'm here.